False: Anorexia doesnt work
True: It does.
and to be honest, its the only thing that ever has worked. I'm not saying, the half an apple a day diet that you have to be on to get on the dr.Phil show. I'm the first one who would admit that being able to point out your entire skeleton is gross. I just mean, starving yourself in a cute way, only to the point that people say "geez eat something" and "don't you want more than those grapes"
all I've ever heard about this wonderful "disease" is how if you eat barely anything, then you will never burn anything, and when you start eating again, you will gain it all back.
WRONG
really? is that how it is mr "facts" Well this so called "disease" that doesnt work, helped me lose 60 pounds in two months, and I felt awesome. Not to mention all the sausage I got because of which. (by sausage I mean intercourse with men)
I am starting a mission, to end the anti anorexia propaganda, which Is most likely just put out there by fat bitches and macdonalds upper management.
fact is, anorexia is our friend, come on, eating isint that much fun, and its gross. Well thats what you have to convince yourself to live on 300 calories a day. You eat barely anything until you lose weight, then eat healthy and normal, work out. Your good.
I know what some of you are saying, "But lora, you did gain it back, you fat load" yes, I did, but not for 3 years, and only because I had a baby. so fuck you you anti anorexia bastard. Your just jealous because you love jelly toast so much, you could never leave it.
I have to go, I'm going to start practicing bulemia too. I figure with the two, I'm set for life.
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