Sam eats shit.

No, Literally, My baby eats shit. Any kind of shit actually. His first stint with feces intake was when I was cleaning the rabbit cage and he put some cocoa puff turds in his mouth, then it was on to grabbing his turds when I change his diaper and shoving them in his craw. and now the best of all, the new puppy. He follows the fucking puppy around the house waiting for it take a steaming pile and then scoops it right up and chomps away. Are you fucking kidding me? number of kids I've heard of that eat shit on a daily basis: ZERO. I don't understand. He is so smart, counts to five, knows sign language, can say about nine hundred words. I'd think he was semi-advanced until I remembered this morning when I he came up to me with a mouthful of digested iams. Everytime I change his diaper, I'm thinking.. this is twice processed dog food. Hi, this is my baby, don't mind his breath, it smells like dog shit. Come on, it can't taste good. or can it? Who knows, either way my kid eats shit. and that makes me something. I'm just not sure what. maybe just a mom with a kid who likes to eat shit. oh goody. That'll win me some friends the pta meetings. "Great brownies helen, speaking of which, my toddler eats hiown feces.