Causes of anger.

1. NOSE PICKER HATERS:
I hate when people see someone picking their nose and say "oh my god, gross, that is so gross, why would you do that?" Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam whore. Everyone picks their nose, everyone itches their butt and smells it and everyone looks at their turds to see if it was as gigantic as it felt. I understand not admitting this, but to chastise others for doing it just to make yourself not feel insane is just retarded. Also, everyone masturbates. yes you do. If you don't. You are miserable. and that is why you are on anti depressants. I go at myself about twice a day, and I'm the happiest little whore I know. So...get off your high horse pick your nose, itch your ass and get out the dildo spanky......Its your coming out party.

2. THAT YOU CAN'T BEAT YOUR KIDS
I hate That "that eye for an eye" doesnt apply to your children. Listen, I don't really want to jack my kid in the face. But sometimes, I really consider it. My 2.5 year old son, has come close to killing me...and I'm not exaggerating. 10 minutes ago, he hit me in the face with a kid baseball bat and jammed my top lip into my teeth. Now I have a gaping hole in my fucking lip, blood on my face...and I can't do anything about it, except what? put him in the corner? Do you have any idea how hard it is not to punt a kid when they are laughing at you right after putting a vortex in your soft palate? he whips shit at me all day, punches me, jumps on my stomach when Im laying on the couch, he has given me a black eye, cut my face open, endless bruises, a sprained ankle and 4 bloody noses..and what does he get? A half an hour with dora and a back rub...I dont think anyone should abuse their child, but I'm not going to quit fantasizing about throwing him off a building when he does shit like that....He is an only child, and a boy, and bored out of his mind. I can only do so much. But if I get a fucking turd wiped on my arm one more time that fucker is getting hung from the cieling fan.
3. HAYLIE "CUNT" DUFF
athough I detest Hillary Duff, nothing could prepare me for the onslaught of hatred when I layed my eyeballs on her big nosed haggish jew sister. She may be the kindest human being in the world, but due to her visage, I want to torture her to the limits of the human soul. She cocks and flips her head in a manner which is reminicient of a whorish idiot jew. Her name is haylie, I think. Not sure, don't care. all I do care about is doing an abortion of every major organ in her torso.

4. KAYNE WEST AND HIS TILT A WHIRL OF BULLSHIT

ok not his persona, but his
obsession with blaming every inconvenience in his life on racism. This guy is a complete dipshit. He has no idea what the fuck he is talking about. I listen to him, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt. But when he rambles on about constantly being dumped on, and how every single thing he finds to be unjust is due to racism, it makes me want to gold dig his face off with a sand wedge. First off, no one who made millions of dollars being able to do what he loves can complain about anything, it should be a law, a golden rule, it should be above the law. If you make enough money to wipe your ass with 20's then you need to shut your pie hole. I am frustrated with him mostly over two arguments.
A. His famous "george bush doesnt care about black people" shit spewing fest with mike meyers. First off dip shit, those people knew two weeks ahead of time what was going to happen, but they just stayed there, and when the shit hit the fan, and they all got stuck in fucksville, they wanted everyone to come and carry them out. Why do you think they told you to get out in the first place idiot? And second, techincally it is the states job to take care of you, not the president. And in case your eyeballs only see in negro, you should know that more than one color of human being lives there.
B. The VMA's bullshit fest. Why exactly do you think you should perform over anyone else? because your record is number one? Fuck you. Why do you feel so entitled you shit stain? There are officially 2.3 billion hip hop artists on the planet, and you are just one of them..and they are just as annoying as you are.
So, in closing, I would like to say Kanye, to kindly shut the fuck up, and assure you that the reason everyone hates you is not because you are black, but because you are a stupid nigger.
5. IDIOTS VS TELEVISION
When people don't understand/like awesome fucking tv shows. There are a just a few shows on tv, and I know for a fact, with everything I am, if you do not like them or get the genius behind them, that you are a moron, a boring moron. These arent all my favorites, but they are specific enough to weed out idiots. Nothing gets me in the mood for impaling like some self diagnosed elitist telling me how boring curb your enthusiam is. What? are you kidding? nice joke. No seriously. I would rather all the babies die on the planet then have to spend 5 minutes with someone who doesnt "get" why these shows are AMAZING. So, If you by chance, do not like one fucking show on my list. exit yourself from my life...you child rapist dunce.
1. Curb your Enthusiasm
2. Arrested Development
3. The office
4. Flight of the Conchords
5 Extras
6. Aqua teen hunger force
7. Strangers with Candy.
First off, If you dont like the office, your brain needs to be physically removed from your skull, because your a corpse. Second, if you don't get Arrested Develpment, its because your too fucking stupid to appreciate it. 3. fuck you and 4. refer to number 3.
good day.