I hate kids.

It should be legal to kill kids.

ugly, chicklet toothed, chubby, whiney,obnoxious turds of children.

I hate kids.

I can't even count how many times I've fantasized about taking a crow bar to some 5 year olds drive in movie theatre forehead while they whined about the hot wheel they want in the line at the grocery store.

"but I want it mommy"

yeah, well I wanted a vagina that didn't drag on the floor, but we don't all get what we want, do we timmy?

I fucking hate kids.

I realize that this seems strange as I have one, but he is 2 years old, and adorable, and says things like "poop is discusting" and he would be right. But don't get me wrong, if he grows huge teeth and wears fat boy underwear he will get beaten.

I think the children I hate the most, are the ones who think they are talented. Think being the operative word. I guess I hate the parents more, for taking these innocent children with a normal self esteem, and then blowing their psudo cock ego's until they exploded into a blimp sized nauseating blob of self adoration and narcissism.

every single mother, who wants their daughter/son to be famous says this line.
"since they day they were born, they were just special, they can act, and dance and sing. Everyone who hears her/him sing is just shocked at how amazing they are. We have been told by everyone we know, that he/she will be famous. Its going to happen. Its just a matter of when"

really?

Well if thats true than 205 billion people are about to make it into the acting/singing/modeling/dancing industry.
and by "everyone you know" you really mean the 5 obese women at your pta meeting.
idiots.

I want to annihilate half the children on the planet.

I hate little girls who think they are pretty and arent.

If I had a girl, and she was nasty, I would be honest, well maybe not that honest, but I would tell her to pursue something that could get her somewhere, like being funny, or really good at hand jobs. I wouldn't lie to her and tell her she wasn't a perfect understudy for hatchetface.
I hate girls more, little ugly smiley girls who think they can sing. "oh listen to me" she says. Yeah you sound like shit. no, really, really bad. Your voice sounds like a fog horn being pumped through a 12 year olds ugly face.

I am not above saying a kid is talented. Dakota Fanning? she's talented. some black girl on some show I saw once? Very talented singer. I wasn't above saying that. you know what else? the good ones never talk about it. Because there parents were good parents and beat the esteem out of them.

If my son is ever good at anything, I'll flush his head down the toilet until he admits he is good at nothing except wasting space....and then I'll watch his talent bloom. Just like oprah.