Fuck you fugs.

alright, its about time that I address one of my biggest pet peaves on the planet.

FAUX PURSES (dun dun dun)

nothing erks me more, than some asshole running around with a prado bag.

I was thinking about freaking out about this for a while, but my recent shopping trip online, sent me over the edge. I have been feverishly looking for the coach legacy boot. They stopped selling them just as fast as they made them. Then.. I found some really cute coach hobo bags on some random site, and almost bought them, when I realized the C was a fucking D. what the hell? Whats the point of pretending you can afford something. Your an idiot. that way, your just pretending to be a person with one, Geez, I hate you person.
listen you dumb whore, no one is going to beleive some white trash idiot, wearing a "100 % bitch t-shirt and wrangler jeans, can afford a louis vuitton purse. I don't understand what the point is.

The entire idea, of these bags, is that they are a luxury, a special, very well made, present for yourself. Not just for any idiot to get at a kiosk in the mall. I was at Neimans last year, and was about to buy a really spectacular prada bag, when I was on the phone with my sister, she said " whats the point, everyone has a fake one" and she was right. I have now been forced to use less "copied" bags. I am afraid to even mention marc jacobs for fear that some nasty bitch working at macdonalds will go out and make a replica.


and for that matter. fake ugs or "fugs" as I so kindly call them, make me want to put a fist through your face. There is a reason ugs are so expensive, they are awesome. They last forever, and keep your feet fucking toasty. These nasty cotton stuffed snow boots you buy yourself at walmart to look cool, are giant tan peices of shit.

I'm sure to most of you, this seems stupid, but when you spent almost a thousand dollars on a purse or more, you get really annoyed when you see one exactly like it under the arm of the girl selling you your pintos and cheese.
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