My dog eats cock.

I recently bought my dogs treats at mounds. I usually switch up the treats every other week. So, I found this fun little twisty beef chews that I thought would be a bit of fun for the palate of my canines.

They called it "Beef Pizzle" I figured pizzle was a fun way to describe the twisty twirly roller coaster ride-eque shape that they were.

WRONG

fact:
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piz·zle (p--z'?l) Pronunciation Key ..BOF_HEAD-->n. ..EOF_HEAD--> ..BOF_DEF-->
The penis of an animal, especially a bull.
A whip made from a bull's penis.

Thank you dictionary.com for sharing the knowledge with me, that I am feeding my dogs bull dicks. Stretched out twisted bull dicks. My dogs eat cock. Nice. nice thing to have to be a fact. Who's job is it exactly to cut a bulls cock off? And don't they keep bulls? how are there so many dead bulls that they can make snacks out of their phalices? Are they from bull fights in spain? I really want nothing to do with these beefy peniss anymore.
I spit on you person who twists and bends and then tricks another with cutsey clever names for the horror that is this product. Curse you bull pizzle. curse you to hell.
also, I'd like to address the fact, that bull cock is also used to make whips. uh, whips? Why would you ever ever do that? First off, why do you need a whip? and second, grow some hemp fuck face. Its bad enough to get beaten with a whip, but knowing that it was the semen transfer system for a male vache is just too much to bear.
I'm done with you pizzle.