Causes of anger 2 (the legend of curly's gold)

6. Self Diagnosis.
Yes, I"m talking about you, you fucking retard. And no, you don't have bipolar disorder, or clinical depression, or ADD, ADHD or SIDS.
These are some examples of what I'm talking about:
Example 1 Your hanging out with some gal or guy, and your getting ice cream, they drop the ice cream on the ground, and say, "oh my god, I have to clean that, because I have OCD" Ummmm no you FUCKING DO NOT. First of all, if you had OCD, you most likely wouldn't be able to come out of the house, secondly, OCD is not just random shit that you decide your really keen on doing. It is something you cannot control, it takes over your life, you need to do it to fucking survive. I hate when people say they have OCD for things that any regular human being would do. Yeah, I have OCD to, because I have to wipe my ass after I shit.
Example 2: You are at a really shitty movie with one of your friends, your laying back fantasizing about the guy your going to let fingercuff you later, and then your friend leans over, and says "its really hard for me to watch this, I have ADD." ACTUALLY YOU FUCKING CUNT. You are just bored. We are human beings, we are physiologically designed to work, run, gather, hunt etc.. not sit, loaf,miander,fuck off. Etc..
Quit dignosing yourselfs with depression, you don't have fucking depression, you know what depression is? YOUR LIFE SUCKS. you sit around all day, you eat like shit, your brain cannot function normally because your diet consists of entirely processed foods. So you start to become lethargic, which makes it even worse, you go to your doctor, they tell you, your depressed, you get some fucking medication, and then lay around some more. Great, that solved nothing. You don't have Bi Polar disorder, you just never fucking went to therapy for your uncle molesting you, or for getting raped in elementary school by some old kid, you can't handle it, you stuffed it into your idiot brain, and now its making you act and feel crazy. Your kids don't have ADD, they eat like shit and you never pay attention to them because they are in daycare all day, you don't have OCD your just an attention whore, you don't have IBS, you just have no fucking bacteria in your digestive system, because you live on twinkies and mountain dew. and you don't have SIDS because your not a fucking dead infant.
Also.... YOU DON'T NEED A FUCKING FLU SHOT. GET A BRAIN. AND REALIZE THAT PEOPLE ARE MOTIVATED BY MONEY A LOT MORE THAN THEY ARE BY YOU MISSING A WEEK AT YOUR SHITTY CASHIER JOB.
I have to go, I have acute seasonal depressive obsessive attention deficit syndrome.