Quick pick my foot up your ass.

Before I had kid I used to see these commercials all the time, for paper towels. It is always the same thing, Kid dumps some shit on the floor, mom cleans it up, smiling away. After becoming a mother/ part time housewife. I realize that this is the most bullshit advertising I have ever seen in my life. HAHAHAHA jimmy, did you just dump your entire juice on the floor? thats funny, I'll clean it up my little goofy man. yeaahhhh Listen lady if you have a 7 year old throwing around beverages and making you clean it up your a dipshit and need to be put out of your misery. Who the fuck let's their asshole kids run around and get shit all over? Oh I love the one with the 5 year old darkie that tries watering the linoleum with an entire gallon of milk, awwwwww how cute the black kid can't get the cereal bowl full. If that were my kid, (which is not far off due to my quenchless thirst for african americans) i would fucking drop kick that hershey squirt across the damn kitchen. Oh really? thats funny? how about I take your lego's and shove them up your ass one by one? Who would put up with that? idiots thats who. If your kid shits on you and your house, you need to promptly euthanize them. And thats all I have to say about that.