I hate paul giamatti...am I spelling that incorrect? Is he one of your mentors? Aww boo fucking hoo.
If so, immediately stab yourself in an artery with shard of a smashed "sideways" dvd.
I've always been rather annoyed with his giant face. But tonight, after watching the "illutionist" I will forever cringe at his roundy scruffy stick out eyeball catchers mitt mug.
It wasn't that bad, but at the end. They did this whole "realization" sequence, where his character was going over previous events, and they were all coming together in this grand epiphony. During which, the camera is spinning around him and he starts to open his mouth to reveal this creepy, clown-esque grin on his nasty face.
Honestly, it was supposed to be exciting, but all I felt was nausious and semi terrified. I forgot what I was watching and was convinced it was a version of killer clowns set in the 1900's staring a recently obese Paul Giamatti.
I wanted to lance his head open
Why does he freak out so much? seriously. This guy is geekin out big time. How much coke to do shove in your googly eyes giamatti? In every interview, movie, tv show I've ever seen him in, his always seems as if he is on the verge of a nervous breakdown after drinking 10 gallons of coffee. I'm always suprised when there is no piss stain on his pants after an appearance. Calm down idiot.
Fuck you Paul. You overrated piece of nervosa.
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