Ortho Tri-Cyclen Blow

What is the deal with the Ortho-Tricyclen Lo pack? The plastic is so hard, I get giant dents in my fingers trying to push my pills through. I don't get it, isint the point to have "easy access" because your a "whore" and don't want to get "prego" Seriously, why don't you just make it out of barbed wire fuck sticks.