Tale of 2 cunts.

A TALE OF TWO CUNTS. Current mood: In a mood to kill Drew Barrymore
So, I was watching my 4 th episode of sunny, on my favorite day of the week, thursday, because the office and sunny are on, even though the office sucked cock this week. Oh sad sad day, that is a sentence I never would have imagined saying..I digress...Right after that "Fever Pitch" comes on, my friend told me it was good, so I let it play on. Within 12 minutes, out comes Miss drag out her words herself...Drew Barrymore. It is time I address this head on. I FUCKING HATE DREW BARRYMORE.
Drew Barrymore is a fucking horrid actress, she cannot do any of the following.
1. Act
2. Act
3. Act
4. Not be a stupid cunt.
I hate how she talks, I hate her giant face, I hate how she tries to do this "cute" I am so "quirky" I am so fucking "enigmatic" and "blond" stupid face. I don't give a shit if you are gertie in a 30 year old tight body. You are a giant pan faced nasty bitch, who cannot act worth a shit. The following things are what bothers me the most about her.
1. How she pronounces things. It is as if she moved to another planet, where they taught you to exaggerate the end of every fucking word you say. With this discusting strange "aaaaah" sound.
2. How giant she makes her mouth. You already have a huge craw, why do you have to stretch it to its capacity with every word that comes out of your facial vagina?
3. That she is a "psudo" hippy. You cannot be a hippy just because you wear a fucking daisy on your tshirt whore. Just the fact that you drive a mercedes, and live in 2 million dollars houses already kicks you out of any possible future membership in the hippy club.
4. That she married tom green. You are a cunt.
5. Her performance on SNL when she is in the Hot tub with Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch. It was a hilarious sketch, genius. Per usual those mentioned above pulled off spectacular performances, and then came miss cavern face herself, with hands down the words english accent I've ever heard in my entire life. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why even pretend. It was shit and so is your face.
6. That she continues to get work, despire the fact that she is manufactured from pure shit. Why do people still give her work? Because she brings in an audience? RETARDED. she sucks.
Here is an idea. Write a movie, that is all drew barrymore, set up the largest movie theatre of all time, and when every drew barrymore fan from across the fucking continent goes there to see her, you can close the doors, and drop a fucking bomb on it. And while your at it, give them all ebola 3 minutes before the bomb drops, because any brain that loves drew barrymore, should be liquified.
I'm really glad I got that off my chest. Now, I'm off to watch boys on the side, and then put a hole in my face with a 18 inch drill bit.